Even before Dragon’s House premiere, dull Game of Thrones The prequel seems to be one of those shows that can raise more questions than it answers. Example: “World really need more afterward “chest and dragon“Performance” in 2022? ” And more: “Who thought Matt Smith could be successful those wigs? “
However, for all the new fandom holes this new series creates, only one line really stuck with us. In the premiere, a young Rhaenyra flies above a dragon before sitting by her mother’s bed in the castle. It only took a few minutes for Aemma to tell her daughter to take a bath – “The stink of the dragon!”
This raises an obvious, really annoying question: What the hell does the dragon smell like?
After a few days of sitting with this question and randomly logging the possible answers for the day—Is it like a dirty snake cage? The wealth of generations, perhaps… but, like, covered in poo?—We recognize that this is a question that requires a group discussion. This needs to be a team effort. This is entertainment group The Daily Beast’s best guess.
Nick Schager
Grilled crocodile
Old money
Rechargeable rubber
Melting crayons
Chicken
Kevin Fallon
A golden retriever after you take it for a walk in the rain
Trash Day in Manhattan in August
When your friend’s hair falls on a lit candle
A fart after you eat a bag of burgers at the White Castle
Asparagus
Allegra Frank
High school students sitting in the aisles of the YA fantasy section at Barnes and Noble
The garage where all your Disney VHS tapes have been sitting for 12 years
Leather sofa in 100 degree weather
Laura Bradley
Like the stables at the riding camp in August
Vick’s VapoRub, with some burnt popcorn in the office kitchen
Boys’ floors in a shared dormitory building
The inside of leather training gloves is used a lot
Fletcher Peters
Black spots on the bottom of the air fryer
Campfire (but only after the dragon is bathed)
Madison Square Garden after 15 nights of Harry Styles performance
Beast in Beast
Adam Manno
Moldy skin
Snake
Myrrh
A dusty attic
Kyndall Cunningham
Rainforest cafe
Vaseline
Smoked pork
Inside a brand new car
Tire section at Sam’s Club
Coleman Spide
An old, basically broken baseball glove left in the Disney Vault from the set Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
The Werk Room at RuPaul’s Drag Race after the queens have fully applied makeup, put on wigs and corsets under the production lights for 16 hours
Metal is like the blood of thin dentures Javier Bardem removed In Skyfall
Closing time at A Buffalo Wild Wings when all wings are cut in half with free dipping sauces and some kind of sports match going on
Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty” video series
Madeline Roth
The cast you just got off after breaking your arm 12 weeks ago
A Donkey (this is purely based on the love story of Donkey & Dragon in Shrek)
Shower changing room at your local YMCA
Black licorice Twizzlers
