Kelly Ripa revealed she passed out after having sex with Mark Consuelos! And no, this is not a sexy story… We know this couple shares a lot about how explosive their sex lives are; this is NOT one of those stories.
In her upcoming book Live Wire: Long story short the actress recalls the terrifying moment after she had sex with her husband – a story she shared in a sneak photo Haute Living magazine.
In a chapter titled “Don’t Let Your Husband Pick Up Your Dead Clothes,” she talks about a time when she woke up in the hospital feeling very confused after having sex. It is said that she suffered from two ovarian cysts – the “tormentor” that made her unconscious. She writes:
“My eyes switch between the blurry images on the screen, the ruins of my ovarian tormentor, and Mark happily snacking.”
It’s scary to wake up in the hospital without any recollection of what happened! And Mark just enjoyed hospital food?
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She went on to talk about how comfortable her husband is – who she jokingly calls her the third day cyst – seems to have given the situation. Sadly, she feels more scared about medical problems:
“I think sex can hurt a lot, but none of us are completely discouraged. There he was, happily sipping salt water and ordering a second apple juice. Mark might be at a movie, or a spa. Instead, I lay on my back and wondered when the other two cysts would burst.”
While continuing to tease Mark, she thinks back to the clothes he wore her to take her to the hospital when she passed out – a choice she wasn’t too happy with!
“Besides, this is my husband, dare I say, he’s stylish, well dressed all the time, yet he dresses me up like a fancy shop prostitute in my time of need. To this day, I’m still confused that this was the best outfit of the day he could find for me, to the point where as I lay on the stretcher I thought I was dreaming; I’m having a nightmare.”
Aww, haha, poor Kelly! Later in her book, the 51-year-old says thankfully “you can’t die of shame” – so she’s still with us after her less than ideal wardrobe change!
But fear not, she has no grudge against her husband – she actually turned to him for help with a lot of the writing process. She came HL about his great help:
“It’s funny: Mark was my biggest champion in the whole process. He reads it with the eyes not only of someone reading it because they have to save their own marriage, but with the eyes of a reader. “
We can’t imagine how terrifying both Kelly and Mark are when she faints in such an intimate moment! We’re glad everything was fine and – in her usual way – she was able to lighten up the situation in a hilarious way!
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